thirteen Animal Masturbation Facts That Will Make You Feel Better About Being Single AF

You do you!

Male widespread marmosets, a minimum of in captivity, have been known to suck their very own dicks when they’re unable to mate of their social group.

Next time, buddy, subsequent time.

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Smaller male marine iguanas will typically masturbate earlier than mating with a feminine to allow them to ejaculate quicker, as they’re typically pushed away by bigger males earlier than they end.

“Not at the moment, bigger males, not at this time…”

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It isn’t unheard of for a feminine orangutan to provoke intercourse with a male by creepin’ up on him and masturbating close to him.

“Oh haiiii…”

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Also, each female and male orangutans use leaves and twigs to assist them stimulate their personal bits.

“Well I guess I know what I'm doing tonight…”

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