My Croak Is My Passport. Verify Me

To: All Employees
From: CuteLabs Security

Due to current breaches of cuteness protocol, all doorways have been upgraded with Rapacity Inhibiting Boundary Inquiry Technology (RIBIT) locks. To achieve entry, staff should: M. Touch key card to panel; P. Answer random safety query posed by RIBIT GuardFrog; O. Kiss RIBIT GuardFrog to allow DNA matching. Please report sudden transformations to First Aid.