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The Australian Senate received the giggles this week when an important matter got here up: bee jizz.

The Australian Senate got the giggles this week when a very important topic came up: bee jizz.

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It appears Australia, house to a number of the world's greatest bees, has lately began importing bee semen, and our fearless senators needed to know why… and the way.

Senator Bill Heffernan, Australian parliament's loosest unit, requested the apparent query: “How do you get the semen out of the bee?”

“Everyone needs to understand how you get semen out of a bee,” responded Department of Agriculture and Water Resources first assistant secretary Tim Chapman. “I can’t declare to be an skilled.”

Which pressured senator Sean Edwards to do that.

Which forced senator Sean Edwards to do this.

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Ever the skilled, Chapman soldiered on, explaining the finer particulars of extracting cum from a bee.

“There are movies of this on YouTube. Basically you squeeze the bee, which averts its endophallus, after which the semen is collected from the top,” he stated.


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