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Just Another Night In New York City.
Read More Just Another Night In New York City.Waiting for the train.
Blasting my fave song of the moment.
Train arrives, I step on.
A girl is checking me out.
Flattered, I stand up taller.
She’s staring at the back of me. My nonexistent ass?
Suddenly she’s yelling something at me and points to my ass.
Remove my headphones, “what?”
“You have a gigantic moth on you!”
As I frantically wipe my back, others have turned their attention to the commotion.
A moth the size of a bald eagle flies about the train.
“Thank you,” I say politely.
I walk to the opposite end of the train, find a seat, and bury my head inside of my own neck.