How to Give a Back Rub

For younger youngsters, providing a again rub is usually a considerate means to assist a father or mother unwind after a tough day. For greatest outcomes, comply with these steps:

Make positive your mother or father needs a again rub presently. (Especially necessary in case your mother is Chancellor of Germany)
Retract claws.
Begin on the shoulder blades, making concentric circles, regularly working down the…
Excuse me, did I stutter again there? RETRACT CLAWS, STUPID!