I FEEL LIKE A HEEL: A letter to ShoeBuy.com

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letterstocustomerservice:

Dear Shoe Buy,

Shoe Buy? More like Shoe Bye Bye! I child – however the information I have is very distressing. 

I bought this pair of TROOPAS from you on September twenty first. Why? Because I love TROOPAS! In reality, I purchased these to switch an previous pair of mine I’d worn out over two lengthy grueling New York winters. But guess what. This new pair of TROOPAS didn’t have fairly the struggle in ‘em that the previous pair did. Because, it’s February and the heel of my proper boot has utterly indifferent itself from the remainder of my boot! I imply, what within the heel? 

I’ve all the time been a fan of footwear, however I’ve discovered the footwear are considerably extra affective when the heel is on! (HAHA!) 

No, however critically, these are leather-based boots – heels shouldn’t be falling off. Anyway, backside line is that this, I’m apprehensive and upset as a result of I need to hold purchasing at Shoe Buy! So, I look to you, as my beacon of hope on this foolish and sticky state of affairs. I’m all the time recommending you guys to my pals, so I hope we will make up with one another. I’m not giving up.

Thank you a lot on your (heel) help! (Man, I’m a hoot.) 

DW

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