Life Is Hard For Mildly Perturbed Cat

From his favourite spot, virtually however not fairly within the shade of the massive oak tree, Mildly Perturbed Cat contemplates the dissatisfying state of his existence.

So lots of his feline brethren have discovered fame and adulation on the Internet. His cousin Grumpy adorns books and T-shirts; Happy from down the block can has all of the cheezburger he needs.

Yet this parade of stardom and glory passes him by. He is nameless, forgotten, celebrated by none save for a single hack author on an obscure cute-animal web site.