Limberbutt McCubbins For Prez: Life, Liberty, And….The Pursuit Of Laser Pointers!

We’ve heard from Jeb, Hillary, and The Donald MWAH MWAH MWAH. Now it’s time to listen to from a Presidential Candidate with substance. A feline with no worry. He stands for extra (and higher) Catnip for all. Equal litter bins. Deporting all canine to some desert island. You know, the essential stuff. Meow is the time. Please welcome from Louisville, Kentucky, a 2016 Democat-ic Presidential Candidate: Limberbutt McCubbins.

Welcome to Cute Overload Limberbutt- we recognize you taking outing of your day to talk with us. Do you endorse using catnip?

No analysis has proven that cat nip is dangerous to cats. I’m not a consumer, however I do help it.

Have you met any of the opposite candidates, like…Donald Trump?
I’ve by no means met one other presidential candidate…they don’t appear to love to return to Kentucky.

Who is your VP selection? Maybe Lil Bub or Grumpy Cat? Have you begun the vetting course of? That’s essential- ask John McCain.
My staff and I are onerous at work to seek out the perfect Catidate for our ticket. Our most important selection shall be both Grumpy Cat…or Bernie Sanders.

*Any ultimate phrases?
No different phrases!