Mission: Impossible
“Your mission, do you have to select to simply accept it**, is to scale the pole and seize the fowl feed. As all the time, ought to any member of your IM pressure be captured or killed, Cute Overload will disavow all information of your actions. Of course, you possibly can all the time simply jump over to the birdbath. This YouTube video will self-destruct finish in a single minute, 21 seconds. Good luck Jim.”
“We received this video of a squirrel making an attempt to rise up a feeder we sprayed with silicone lubricant. He was leery at first however after two tries, he gave up,” says Toni W. of Colorado Springs, CO.
[*Note: We added the music. -Ed.]
[**Note: When did they ever NOT settle for it? Did Jim ever lengthy for a comfortable N-H gig, or simply wanna yell, “Are you nuts? Not an opportunity. We’re outta right here!” -Ed.]
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