“I chased a squirrel thru a CLOSED window.” Herman loves the squirrels but when he went after this one it wasn’t on the other side of the yard. It was on the other side of the window. He wasn’t hurt and neither was the squirrel. Just my bank account.
Read More Closed home windows can’t cease me!
I liked Mom’s new sunglasses so much that I chewed both arms so I could keep them myself!
Read More New shades
I decided to bring my dog up to university for a week and she wouldn’t pee when I took her outside. Turns out she prefers my roommate’s carpet!
Read More Bella makes an pee-l to your higher judgment
Tetley the whippet spends a lot of time looking guilty, because he also spends a lot of time stealing and eating (or just destroying) our property. We’re used to it by now, but he crossed the line when he bit the nose off of the teedy bear that Clara had brought home from school to look after,
Read More Not precisely instructor’s pet
I hump the guinea pig.
And I like it!
I ate my big sister’s bed while mom and Grammy went to spin class!
Read More I advised you going to spin was a nasty concept.
I decided that cat poop was the Breakfast of Champions. Now my face licking privileges have been revoked!!!
Read More No More Face Licking for Me!
