Mom just vacuumed up all my hair all over the house so I decided to bring inside and chew up this stick into tiny pieces. Not even a little bit sorry, I hate the vacuum.
Read More Sorry to place you in a stick-y state of affairs
I have expensive taste… I ate Gucci sunglasses for breakfast
Read More For lunch, I’ll have these hunter boots.
We have no dog here, but this kitten is shameful enough to match the best of dogs! Sign says: ‘I rescued the plant from the window! -You’re Welcome Mommy!’
Read More I Rescued the Plant
Despite having more than enough chew toys to choose from, Bear will quickly destroy whatever catches his eye.
Read More I can’t breathe!
Come from grocery shopping close to home, found this mess in my living room.
Read More I totes sorted via your tote
After a LONG day of trying to get Lucy’s nails cut…
Dad locked Mom and I out this morning when he went to work… I had to ride in a strange vehicle with some lady I did not know… Mom took me to some strange man who had other dogs… I hate dogs… He put a muzzle on me and cut my nails… I hate when people touch my paws… So I pooped on him… Opps… Not sorry.
Read More It’s been…a day
D169931W PEPPER
CHARGED WITH THE FOLLOWING COUNTS OF THEFT AND DESTRUCTION
1. DAD’S MEMORY CARD
2. DAD’S PINK FLOYD CD
3. MUM’S CHARGER CABLES
4. FOUR CAR SEAT BELTS
5. NUMEROUS STUFFED TOYS
6. MURPHY’S DINNERS
7. THE HOME PHONE
8. TV REMOTE
FURTHER CHARGES EXPECTED
Read More The wrap sheet
