Steamrolling Bully
“I destroyed my sister’s table, attempted to break into the food bin, and pushed the crate around …. with the CAT in it, while mom and dad went to brunch.”
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Benji the Pug Hates Science
“I chewed up my mommy’s goggles.” Sorry not sorry.
#Benjithepug doesn’t like it when his mommy needs to study for lab because he doesn’t get any love, so he decided to chew up and take apart her goggles to make a statement instead.
Going to excessive lengths to not share
This is my french bulldog Lucas who decided he didn’t want to share toys with his mini schnauzer brother ( which they were his toys to begin with!) so we’ve come to conclusion he would rather swallow them whole then to share
Read More Going to excessive lengths to not shareI simply needed to be beloved
My dog Bentley was so excited to see me this morning that he jumped in my lap and nudged my hand with his nose, while I was about to take a sip of my morning coffee. Hot coffee was spilled all over my chest. Bentley was sorry. He only wanted some love!
Read More I simply needed to be belovedFeathery Fiend
My German Shepherd snuck away from my mom and tore up her favorite feather pillow
Read More Feathery FiendMad AND blind
“I managed to reach moms nightstand and took her $300 pair of favourite glasses and destroyed them within minutes, now she is mad AND blind” – Otto Von Bismarck
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“I stole my mom’s grilled cheese sandwich right out of her hand because I’m fast and I wanted it! Signed: Kessler Margaret.”
Darn, I was really looking forward to my lunch too……shame on you, Kessie!
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