Otis Vs. The Couch

Round One goes to the couch. Try again, Otis. “I just got a Great Dane puppy named Otis, who was 10 weeks old yesterday. He arrived pretty well housebroken, and after our way-too-early walk the other morning, he decided to attempt the couch. Soon, little man, but not this time.” -Christopher S.Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: […]

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July 28, 2015

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I Passed My Driver’s Licence* Test!

[Parallel parking was the worst! You had to back in just so, then pull forward and even it out. And the Drivers Ed instructor- who was named Ed- imagine that- he had REALLY stinky breath. But I saw him leave after we finished- he had a beater Honda and I got this schweeeeet Rolls, so […]

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June 26, 2015

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Trouble Sleeping? D Might Need A New Mattress Hoomin

Having a problem sleeping on that lumpy old hoomin? Just..can’t..get..COMFORTABLE? Don’t wait–trade in your old hoomin today! At Mattresses Я Us, YOU can REST EASY on one of our relaxing, Comfort-Tested™ Hoomins. We’re at your local mall- open tonight until 9! Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: BIG HUGE PUPPEHs, Hoomin Interaction

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June 24, 2015

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H.A. Hiking Safety Tips

Hiking in the great outdoors can be a fun and rewarding activity. However, Nature is full of scary things that will totally eat you, so follow these tips: Remain on trails at all times. Do not disturb rocks, fallen trees, or remains of crashed UFOs. If you encounter hikers with a pronounced interest in chainsaws, […]

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June 16, 2015

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