I Keep Eating the Soap
I keep eating the soap and then I have to poop every 10 minutes.
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There’s a banana in my tail pipe
Perhaps Kaiser heard about the Banana Plants medical properties somewhere
Read More There’s a banana in my tail pipeDeath of Barbie
I tore Barbie’s head off and ate her hair. I didn’t like the way she was looking at me. Baxter
Read More Death of BarbieCrop Circles
I pooped in the house and turned on the Roomba all by myself! Now there are poop crop circles all over the carpet. Mom wasn’t very happy.
I guess she just tried to clean up her own mess?
Read More Crop CirclesOscar The Grouch is Green
“I stole the green food coloring while Mom was making cupcakes and made a big mess of myself and the carpet.”
Read More Oscar The Grouch is GreenThat wasn’t a single serving?
Sorry that I are your pie mom. Next time I’ll save you a piece.
Read More That wasn’t a single serving?Could I bee any extra bloated?
Nilla loves to chase and eat bees in our clover-filled back yard. She’s 3 years old — you’d think she’d learn, but she’s not the brainiest pup in the pack.
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