Studfinder
Pepper must have gotten bored and wanted to try out some DIY work around my brand new house.
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Soggy Piggy in a Blanket
Mom and I go to bed before dad does. I lick his pillow and his side of the covers then refuse to move when he climbs in. Love, Piggy. #sorrynotsorry
My husband ends up wrestling Piggy over to get some room in bed, and when he does he gets to sleep in …
Hamster Cage
I tore my bed apart and turned my kennel into a hamster cage.
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I eat the legs off my toy then throw them up on the carpet.
Read More Hands up, child palms up!Siblings Share… Right?
Came home from work today to find that Rocko had chewed a big hole in the new baby’s blanket… While he was still in his cage. Pulled it right through the bars. Bad dog!!!
Read More Siblings Share… Right?Mischievously Minty
I am a Chapstick stealing jerk. I ate all the eos lip balms in perpetration for my peoples return, nothing better than perfectly moisturized lips.
Read More Mischievously MintyIt’s not a vitamin deficiency
My veterinarian ruled out a vitamin deficiency so I guess my secret is out. I really just like the taste of cat turds from the litter box. Sorry, not sorry. -Daphne
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