My humans took me for a beautiful car ride in the country. In repayment for their love and generosity, I wiped my butt on the back seat of mom’s car leaving a six inch long skid mark. Thanks for the ride… Sorry, not sorry for the skid mark.
Read More Ride Along Ruiner
George climbed on the table while i was out and chewed my new book.
Read More naughty George
I took my English Bulldog Piggy into Petco to get her shots updated, and she decided to poop on the floor not only once, but twice in a crowded area with other dogs. She then got out of her collar and ran off in the store as I was trying to pay. The w…
Read More Bulldodging the enemy
I am a bad dog because I ate the pump filter door off my mom’s washing machine.
Read More This canine wants her mouth “washed” out…
I get soooo excited when we have company over that I hump the cat! Poor kitty.
Read More I’m feline nice, tonight!
