Get That Wookie Off my Cream Sofa!
Chewie sneaks into the lounge (where he knows he’s not allowed) and sleeps on my mummy’s cream sofas.
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S-S-Benny and the vets
Benny adds “outdoor furniture destroyer” to his indoor repertoire.
Read More S-S-Benny and the vetsThe Dark Side wins once more
Obi is named for a powerful Jedi, but he cant seem to stay away from the Dark Side.
Read More The Dark Side wins once moreWhite Dogs Can’t Jump
“I ate 2 pieces of bread off the kitchen counter. Sorry, Daisy”
Somehow, Daisy used her little legs to jump up high enough to get bread off the counter that was to be used for french toast.
Read More White Dogs Can’t JumpIt attacked me!
The pillow attacked me while my mum and dad were at work, so I retaliated!
Read More It attacked me!Not So Picky Eater
“I knocked a vase of tulips over onto the couch, ate them, then threw them up onto the rug… you’re welcome!”
Pepperly has been dieting and has lost 7 pounds in the past year. She rebels against our attempts to keep her healthy by eating anything she can. Now we know flowers are on the menu too!
Read More Not So Picky EaterMy manhood in your man cave
This is revenge for taking my man parts.
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