Mama says knock it off
Maxie the Wondermutt just became Maxie-the-Holy-God-Don’t-Come-Near-Me-With-That-Tongue!!!!
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Lunchboxes are for teenagers, anyway!
I only go to school for about 3-4 hours a day, so my dachshund Bonny isn’t left home for all that long. Today, she decided to not only annihilate my (empty) lunch box, she also ripped apart the recycling and the bathroom garbage. She’s had it in for that lunchbox for a long time, as we had already repaired it once. I banished her to the porch while I cleaned up the mess.
“I tore up the recycling, the bathroom garbage, and mommy’s lunchbox while she was at school!”
P Minutes for Biting
Yadi, although named after a baseball player, was born into a hockey family. We’re still picking up the missing pieces (don’t worry, he didn’t swallow any!)
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“I tried to eat my dad’s W-2. No big deal, right?” -Cosmo
(Mom’s just glad we submitted everything yesterday…)
Read More Tax CollectorBusted for panhandling on the nursing house!
These culprits live at a nursing home in Texas, and panhandle food from any of our residents willing to share.
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I eat mulberries off the ground, which turns my paws purple. Then I poop purple berries all over my pen. I bark for the Maid to change my bedding and to draw my bath. Even the water turns purple. I never leave a tip for the Maid. Signed, Wally
Read More This isn’t the way you make wine?10 Reasons why we now have such a love/hate relationship with our Dachshunds
1. They’re nervous travellers.
2. They’re obsessive about toys…even things that aren’t toys!
3. They get upset if we try and eat healthy, god-forbid we try and put THEM on a diet…
4. Let alone make them exercise.
5. They’re total weirdos.
6. They think they’re guard dogs.
7. They’re not the sharpest tools in the shed.
8. Pet-friendly office? Thanks, but I have a dachshund.
9. They can be pretty vindictive (but so can fire ants).
10. But mostly, they’re just some of the sweetest, kindest, affectionate little furballs out there.
If you have, and love, a dachshund, let me see you put your paws up!
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