The Shredder
I’m the reason mom and dad don’t buy nice sheets anymore. This is the third incident, so I’m obviously not sorry. -Elf
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Techno-savvy canine
It only took her 5 seconds while I turned my back to destroy the bluetooth….it wouldn’t be the first time. 2 seconds after getting in trouble I started eating my boy‘s race track…it’s what I do!
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Hi I’m Minnie—and I hate being left home—so today I decided to eat the bathroom door.
“I’m Part Woodchuck!”
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Minion has this thing about de-gutting every toy! He must think there all squirrels.
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Minion has this thing about de-gutting every toy! He must think there all squirrels.
Read More The actual cause dinosaurs went extinct!Fowl Breath
I eat chicken poop! Mom says my breath is fowl!
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I ate Josh’s underpants. I feel no remorse.
Heinrich is a fashion designer who prefers to work with cotton knits and specializes in undergarments.