Little Charlie likes to give us kisses in bed, but tonight his breath was awfully stinky… We then went out to the kitchen to find the trash had been rummaged through! Guess he really wanted that bag of Munchos…
Read More Charlie Trash Breath
We still love him though.
Read More Shih-consuming grin.
I ate an entire bottle of Pepto Bismol and turned the couch (and myself) pink.
Read More Chalky aftertaste, however all in all, a superb classic.
Buster is gifted at opening baseball equipment bags….an expensive gift when he eats gloves, Evo shields, and other gear. He does have a special fondness, however, for cups.
“I miss my boy when he plays baseball so I eat his equipment.”
Read More Buster vs. Cup
I make mommy and daddy wait “endlessly” at the base of the stairs. It takes me 5 minutes to descend, as I like to pleasure myself on each and every step.
Read More The Pleasure is all Mine
I eat chicken poop! Mom says my breath is fowl!
Read More Fowl Breath
I pooped in the house and turned on the Roomba all by myself! Now there are poop crop circles all over the carpet. Mom wasn’t very happy.
I guess she just tried to clean up her own mess?
Read More Crop Circles
