Sorry to Eat and Runs
I ate this plant then pooped on the rug after my walk.
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Gives New Meaning to the Word *poop deck*
Pongo says, “I don’t like to go out when it’s raining, so I pooped on the deck. At least I kept my paws dry.”
Read More Gives New Meaning to the Word *poop deck*The Apple of my Eww!
Daisy the apple hoarder!
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Stella rolled in goose poop on our walk… and then tried to eat it out of her fur on the way back inside! Don’t let those puppy dog eyes fool you though, she was not ashamed… only sad mom made her take a bath.
Read More It’s higher than Chanel no. H…Slug Eater
I ate a slug, vomitted up my dinner on my bed, and then re-ate the dinner before mum could clean it. Not sorry
Editor’s Note: Depending on your geographical location, slugs and snails may be poisonous to your pups. Please consult your vet if you think your dog may have ingested a slimy critter.
Read More Slug EaterThe Problem With my Aim
My dog Mitch Hedberg constantly (accidentally?) pees on his own leg and then stops to lick it off. I’m not sure what’s worse, that he licks it off, or if he didn’t at all. Should I be glad he cleans up after himself?
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I got kicked out of daycare for humping.
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