This is Helga. Our dear friends (and her godparents) brought their new puppy to visit for a play date at our home. Helga was jealous and selfish over her toys and humans. She bullied and chased the puppy so badly we had to separate them all night. Als…
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Moose the French Bulldog likes to de-snout and decapitate pig toys. Pigicide, I tell you! He’s teaching his little brother the ways of pigicide, too!
Read More Christmas Menu: Beheaded Plastic Pig
During a very important meeting for the production of a popular television show, Wade Boggs (pictured) sauntered into the room, under the packed table, and laid one of the largest / most pungent gastrointestinal explosions to date. Quickly removed fro…
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Harriet Honeybee is on the left, and Madeline Marshmallow is on the right. They are explaining why they had to have baths.
Read More What’s the frenchie phrase for “yuck!”
My Frenchie, Bilbo, is notorious for getting under everyone’s feet. To date, a friend has broken her foot trying not to trip over him and my son broke his collarbone running into the deck post because he was “distracted by how cute he is!”
Read More The toll additionally rises!
My mommy is a nurse and works long hours overnight. Most of the time I am a good boy and let her get sleep after her shifts…but, sometimes I get bored, and the couch was looking mighty tasty. I indulged, it was delicious!!!
Read More Cookie flavored sofa
Our French bulldog is a wonderful big brother to our son, and acts like a typical “velcro puppy,” so for example he likes to sit at the foot of the changing table whenever we change the baby’s diaper. One day during a diaper change the baby started peeing all over the place, and the dog was unfortunately in the line of fire. I froze for a moment when trying to decide between towelling down the dog’s fur or diapering the baby… but during those few seconds of hesitation it happened again! Our Frenchie got peed on twice within a 45 second period… but he was a good sport about it. However he delivers payback in the form of stealing pacifiers.
Read More Retaliation between siblings
