Potty Mouth
I ate the pooper scooper.
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Welcome Home
“I took care of that pesky Welcome Mat for you”. We don’t need a welcome mat when I do a good job of humping every guest to welcome them into our home.
Read More Welcome HomeI’ll hover that for you, mother!
My rabbit Bella likes to kick her poop out of her cage. And when she does, Bailey goes over it like a vacuum. She isn’t ashamed:) she does seem slightly embarrassed though.
Read More I’ll hover that for you, mother!Frozen meat on a stick
Both my dogs.. Cinnamon (dachshund) and Fred(Multi Racial) Being shamed over a frozen dead squirrel.
Read More Frozen meat on a stickI acquired your bottom, good friend!
While I walked away to rotate laundry, Leslie decided to take off her poopy diaper. Rosie took the opportunity to lick someone else’s butt for a change of pace. Saved me from having to wipe it off of Leslie’s backside.
Read More I acquired your bottom, good friend!T.A. (Humpers Anonymous)
I like humping my daddy’s leg. I am a female. #sorrynotsorry
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