Death of a Salesman
I am a Freak! I humped 2 window salesmen in 1 week.
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I haven’t any mattress aspect method
When I had the flu, Broadway Joe Namath-Tanner was not very sympathetic.
Read More I haven’t any mattress aspect methodBorder Pup-trol
My wife and I wanted to test if our seven month old pitbull brooklyn would be able to be out of her crate unattended. While I was at work my wife had to run some errands so she left her home alone. When she returned she found my passport, a hat, a pai…
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I ate 2 dryer sheets and it cost my parents $1100 in vet bills to get them out. I’m not even a little bit sorry. I still try to eat a dryer sheet whenever I can!
Editor’s Note: Dryer sheets can be very harmful for your pets. Keep them out of their reach and dispose of used ones properly as even used dryer sheets can cause some very serious damage to your furry loved ones. If you suspect your dog or cat has ingested one, call pet poison control or your local vet’s office.
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This is just an awesome picture I would love to share. AnEF-4 tornado tore through Arkansas on April 14th, 2014. Many lives were lost, hundreds of homes were destroyed and MANY pets were lost. This is a very special photo of one reunion at a local animal clinic. The owners had lost EVERYTHING, but their beloved pet had survived.
Editor’s note: What a heart-warming story. I know it’s not typical “dog shaming material”, but gosh darn it, what a feel good story! If you know these people, please put them in contact with us, we’d love to know how they’re doing!
Read More Better Late Than Never!I ate my lifeless Aunt
We thought she could sink no lower. Pepper proving she will always be the matriarch in the pack now!! Woopsii. Poor Lady !
Read More I ate my lifeless AuntShawshank Redemption
I’ve broken lots of crates, but now I’ve learned to TUNNEL.
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