That Hot Cheetos Smell
I ate a whole bag of Cheetos, then puked down the A.C. vent in mom’s bedroom….
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That Hot Cheetos Smell
I ate a whole bag of Cheetos, then puked down the A.C. vent in mom’s bedroom….
Read More That Hot Cheetos SmellI’m mother’s largest headache
The Wonder Dog
Read More I’m mother’s largest headacheClosed home windows can’t cease me!
“I chased a squirrel thru a CLOSED window.” Herman loves the squirrels but when he went after this one it wasn’t on the other side of the yard. It was on the other side of the window. He wasn’t hurt and neither was the squirrel. Just my bank account.
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This is Kai. He gets very jealous when I bring the kids home to babysit so he has decided to boycott it.
“I LOVE to pee on and destroy the babies *things because I’m a jealous brat! I have no shame.”
Read More This is my home, go house!I’m taking a stand!
I ate my granny’s 24 year old, first edition copy of Stephen King’s “The Stand”.
She was right. It is his best book.
Carpet Dayum!
I woke up this morning to go to the bathroom. Upon walking to the toilet I noticed that the bathroom rug was soaked only in one spot. It has been confirmed that little miss Suzy tinkled on the rug!
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