Ms. Fitzwiddle Asks Me to Convey Her Most Sincere Apologies
Although indisposed at the moment, she has instructed me to apologize to hotel staff and guests for this evening’s unpleasantness. She realizes her attempt at romantic congress with the ice sculpture of Zeus was culturally insensitive and begs forgiveness of the ambassador and guests. Likewise, her impromptu performance at the Feldman bar mitzvah was inexcusable, and we […]![]()