Blue Screen of Death, Meet Blue Can of Cat

Among the less-anticipated changes in the recently-released Windows 10: The Recycle Bin has been renamed to the Litter Box. “Gio supports recycling,” says sender-inner Timothy R.Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Kittens

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August 10, 2015

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Bring the Kids! (They Like Kids)

Looking for a next-level miniature golf challenge? Then you’re ready for Gristly Golf, the most dangerous course in the world! See if you and your family can survive 18 death-defying holes full of landmines, trap doors, snake pits, poison darts and more! NEW for 2015 — Randomly-placed tigers! Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Big Kittens, Kittens

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August 5, 2015

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Miracles! Of! Science!

After years of development and billions in tax dollars, scientists at the US Defense Enhanced Refraction Projects Agency (DERPA) are proud to announce the creation of the Stealth Sock, which renders the wearer’s foot entirely invisible. Via Catasters.Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Kittens

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July 29, 2015

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Are You a Next-Level Cat? Take this Quiz

A next-level cat responds to unusual situations in novel and unexpected ways, challenging the tired paradigm of feline behavior. Let’s test your instincts with this quiz: Your human has recently introduced a new dog into your home. “Chloe is not impressed, she has seen all kitty’s tricks,” says Stefania B.Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Kittens, Pups

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July 29, 2015

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Keep Your Kitties ‘Round!

Are you always misplacing your kitties? Keep ’em corralled with Kitty Kontainer™, the revolutionary way to keep kitties cozy and conveniently close. But wait, there’s more! Order now, and we’ll throw in a pair of Mini Kitty Kontainer-ettes, Jr. absolutely free! Via Brainparking.com.Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Kittens, Sleppy

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July 27, 2015

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Assassin’s Squeed

From out of the fluid streams of Time they come without warning: the dreaded Kitty Assassins. Stealth is their weapon. Silence their code. String their nemesis. Catnip their… Whoa, now I can’t stop thinking about string. Lots of string. Big balls of string, single threads of string crawling across the yard, just string everywhere, man, that […]

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July 23, 2015

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