Carrie Bradshaw Would Probably Have Some Pithy Advice for Just This Situation

“Well, it’s over. Steve and I split up last night.” “Oh, honey, that’s terrible. How do you feel?” “I just feel drained, frankly. I mean, I kept trying to make it work, but in the end, he just didn’t have that certain something I was looking for.” “You mean, like, a job?” “No, it’s so much more […]

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July 22, 2015

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Totally True Tales of Terribly Tense Terror!

“There I was, alone inside the forbidden treasure chamber of Ali oop-Zamfir. I had just looted the entire collection of first edition AOL free trial CDs when I heard a ferocious roar. I turned, and there were four of the fiercest, hungriest tigers I had ever seen. They backed me into a corner. All hope seemed […]

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July 20, 2015

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The Cute Crusader!

Whenever there is someone who needs cuddling, wherever there are pant legs that need rubbing against, wherever there are sofas without hair on them, this mysterious masked mouser, this hairball-hacking hero is there!

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July 20, 2015

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Life Is Hard For Mildly Perturbed Cat

From his favorite spot, almost but not quite in the shade of the large oak tree, Mildly Perturbed Cat contemplates the dissatisfying state of his existence. So many of his feline brethren have found fame and adulation on the Internet. His cousin Grumpy adorns books and T-shirts; Happy from down the block can has all […]

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July 16, 2015

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That Trump, He’s Such a Card

I’m telling ya, this latest meme is yooge. This meme is gonna be the biggest meme of all the memes that ever hit the Intermeme, and I’ll bet my nine billion dollar fortune on it: Cats… with hair… like mine! I’m telling ya, it’s sweeping the nation! People using #trumpyourcat to show America what real class looks like, the kind of class […]

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July 16, 2015

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