My name is Daisy. I’ve sat in this crate next to these curtains for three years. Today I had enough. I pulled the curtains into my crate so hard I ripped the rod off the wall while my parents went grocery shopping. And I’m 8 years old.
Read More It’s Curtains for you!
Left Penny out for a few hours while I went to class…she’s lucky I’m in college so that thing wasn’t expensive…
Read More I object to your Ikea furnishings
Yes, I ate the last of the Haydel’s king cake. Which was a present for my boy’s birthday and which my people had been rationing to make last. And which Junebug told me was tasty, so really she should be wearing a sign too.
Read More King Cake Crapfest
My name is Bikkie and I have been sock-free for 0 days.
Read More This canine has a secret lair!
Can’t believe it took us so long to figure out what he was snacking on in the morning.
Read More This man should have nostril-blindness
