Last night I raided the laundry hamper and ate 5 pairs of Laura’s underwear, 3 pairs of her shorts, and her favorite bathing suit… and I’d do it again. #mostexpensivedogever #allofjasonsclothesarefine
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Kobe: Today while mom and dad were at work I stole 4 pieces of raw chicken from the sink and ate them all and the bags they were in.
Romo: And I destroyed uncle’s slipper… and probably stole some chicken too.
My insatiable appetite for bananas caused me to break Mom’s favourite bowl. But the bananas were worth it.
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Bentley my 4 year old Yellow Lab rescue who was starved and abandoned has gained 20 pounds since I found him a few months ago. He is a counter-surfer and will eat anything left on the counter that has been unattended for over 2 minutes. He took a whole uncooked London Broil off the counter that was marinating when we left the kitchen, without knocking the glass pan on the floor. It’s safe to say he’s a stinker but he is too cute and sweet to punish!
P.S today he ate half a cake.
Neighbour kids were picnicking out front, next door. Our four year old opened the garage and Scout got out. She decided to visit them….and eat their Happy Meals.
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My name is Hector, and I love to let out squeaky farts at the most inappropriate times (such as in the elevator in front of sweet little old ladies)!
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I started throwing up non stop and mom took me to the vet. Long story short…….emergency surgery and the vet discovered my secret. Yes, I ate 7 athletic socks, an electric cord and a candy wrapper. Apparently this wasn’t a great Christmas gift for my humans but I’m feeling way better not considering this cone, of course.
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