A Tissue for Your Issue?
I go through my family’s trash and take out their used tissues. Then I munch on them. I am a booger eater.
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Shopaholic
This is Toph. She has been known to use the Amazon app on my phone to buy things, but this is by far her most expensive purchase and she even opted for express shipping so it would get here just in time for Christmas!
Read More ShopaholicTis the Season to be Naughty
I love my mom but I love her EOS lip gloss (6) more.
Buzz is a master at getting in my mom’s purse and finding her EOS lip balms. He leaves everything else in the purse undisturbed and can always seem to tell when she has purchased a new one.
Read More Tis the Season to be NaughtyShopkeep is in his rebellious part
“Ask me about the hour-long, solitary jaunt I took around the block while my mom frantically looked for me on foot, on bike, and in the car!”
Read More Shopkeep is in his rebellious partWill. Not. Escape. My. Gaze.
Whilst taking care of friend’s pooch, Esse, she’d NEVER stop staring at me. Yes, she was walked. Yes, I played with her. I guess she was dazzled by my beauty.
Read More Will. Not. Escape. My. Gaze.All You Can Eat Buffet
Boston has a little separation anxiety and has torn stuff up before. Now he has learned being alone isn’t so bad when you learn to open the fridge. While we are gone he helps himself… We now bungee cord the handle when we leave.
Read More All You Can Eat Buffetas a result of who cares about infections, proper?
now I have to wear the cone!
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