For lunch, I’ll have these hunter boots.
I have expensive taste… I ate Gucci sunglasses for breakfast
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what a retch!
It was diarrhea. I decided that it might smell nice on me so I rubbed some on my ear, then my neck and I tried to get it on the right side of my body but my daddy pulled me away. After appreciating my new smell, daddy threw up. I tried to roll around …
Read More what a retch!Midnight Assassin
My name is Jameson. I like to wind up and sucker punch my parents when they are fast asleep. And my paws are HUGE!
Read More Midnight AssassinBring your canine to work, they are saying. It’ll be enjoyable, they are saying.
I sneaked into my mom’s coworker’s office, climbed on their desk and ate their lunch
Read More Bring your canine to work, they are saying. It’ll be enjoyable, they are saying.You’re such a tagalong
My name is Ralph and I like Tagalong Girl Scout cookies. Mom is happy the box was empty. I was not.
Thank goodness there were no cookies left and he didn’t get an upset stomach!
Read More You’re such a tagalongBoogie Nights
“not even the ‘cone of shame’ will stop me from getting into the trash”
thinking the trash would be safe with boogie wearing the cone of shame was proven wrong. she never ceases to amaze me.
Read More Boogie NightsAkira vs. canine class vs. locksmith
Akira pressed the lock button on my car keys when we got to doggy class, locking herself in the car. When the locksmith came to get her out she growled at him. When he got the hanger into the car she tried to take it from him. After 5-7 minutes of try…
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