Chalky aftertaste, however all in all, a superb classic.
I ate an entire bottle of Pepto Bismol and turned the couch (and myself) pink.
Read More Chalky aftertaste, however all in all, a superb classic.
I ate an entire bottle of Pepto Bismol and turned the couch (and myself) pink.
Read More Chalky aftertaste, however all in all, a superb classic.
“I destroyed my sister’s table, attempted to break into the food bin, and pushed the crate around …. with the CAT in it, while mom and dad went to brunch.”
Read More Steamrolling Bully
I steal food from the tortoise. – Jules
WTF?!?! Again?!? – Pookie
Read More Who’s actually the chilly-blooded one right here?
I never steal meat, only bread.
Read More Gluten-Free for all
I had just pulled the butternut squash out of the oven when nature called. Leaving it steaming on the counter, I did my thing. When I returned I found Scarlet (a border collie) whimpering but having eaten an entire half of the squash. Meanwhile, blind…
Read More Squash this dangerous behaviour!
Karma the golden doodle can’t resist homemade carrot cake.
Read More Carrots are good for me!
Murray ate his moms bag of coffee….”she’s a little mad tonight, but she’ll be really mad in the morning when she has no coffee!!”
Read More Someone wanted a late day “decide-me-up”!