Your Teddy Bear Would Like a Word

“Sure, go off to school. I’ll be fine here. Don’t worry about me. I’ll just sit here on the bed and wait for you. It’s nice there. Quiet. Peaceful. Nobody picking me up and throwing me around the room. Sometimes a breeze makes the curtains flutter a little. That’s always exciting. So, basically, what I’m […]

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October 17, 2015

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Why Can’t I Be a Fire Poodle?

How come I only see dalmatians working in fire houses? When do I get my big break, huh? Look! I can even slide down the fire pole! Via Imgur.Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: Pups

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October 14, 2015

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Are Your Windows Puppy-Kleen?

Want cleaner windows without all the work? Just spray them with Puppy-Kleen™ canine incentive solution! Puppy-Kleen adds an invisible FlavrLayr™ that dogs can’t resist, and within minutes, your windows are sparkling! Puppy-Kleen comes in bacon, liver, steak, and for a limited time, new Pumpkin Spice! Via Britt Britt.Filed under: Uncategorized Tagged: I Shall Leeck You, Pups

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October 11, 2015

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On the Road Again

“Oh, yah, retirement’s been good to Larry’n me so far, no complaints. We just got back from visiting my sister in Arizona — oh, it’s so hot down there, don’cha know, don’t know how they stand it. Anyways, we’re gunna swing east before we head home, ’cause Larry wants to visit the World’s Largest Hydrant […]

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October 7, 2015

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Meanwhile, on the Dogville Airport Shuttle…

“(Ugh, it’s like a sardine can in here, and of course every one of these guys will need to stop at a different terminal before I get off. And could that guy up front mouthing off about the Packers game be any louder? *sniff* Oh, for crying out loud, who had the breakfast burrito?!)” Via […]

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September 30, 2015

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