I faked a seizure so I could get my breakfast early.
That’s right. Shaking, collapsing, the whole works for hours until a bowl of food arrived and then MAGICALLY I was cured. Proceeded to run around the yard and chase butterflies.
Read More And the Academy Award Goes To…
I got this photo message from my boss yesterday. Turns out her dog, Charlie, is an expensive jerk
Read More A good day on the lake, ruined.
I had an accident in the house and when mommy caught me trying to eat the evidence, I ran and hid under the bed…
Read More Hide the proof!
Meet ‘Mister Jones’, my very special guy, always willing to help when danger in around! the crocs didn’t stand a chance :p
Read More Mister Jones Crocodile hunter
About 2 hours after a meticulously planned wedding notebook was put together, Howie thought mommy could chill out a little on the wedding planning… So he destroyed it. All of it.
Read More Speak now or perpetually maintain your items
About 2 hours after a meticulously planned wedding notebook was put together, Howie thought mommy could chill out a little on the wedding planning… So he destroyed it. All of it.
Read More Speak now or eternally maintain your items
My humans took me for a beautiful car ride in the country. In repayment for their love and generosity, I wiped my butt on the back seat of mom’s car leaving a six inch long skid mark. Thanks for the ride… Sorry, not sorry for the skid mark.
Read More Ride Along Ruiner
