“I chewed up my mommy’s goggles.” Sorry not sorry.
#Benjithepug doesn’t like it when his mommy needs to study for lab because he doesn’t get any love, so he decided to chew up and take apart her goggles to make a statement instead.
I steal food from the tortoise. – Jules
WTF?!?! Again?!? – Pookie
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Cookie has a BAD habit of waking her mommy & daddy at 4:30am with a barrage of kisses. When she’s certain that we’re awake, she goes back to sleep!
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I never steal meat, only bread.
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I ate a big can of powdered infant formula. I had diarrhea. My mom slipped in it and broke her wrist in 2 places.
I stayed at Mike’s for the weekend. This morning I thanked him by barfing on the carpeting. Dakota
I was putting on my jacket to take Dakota outside when I heard this noise that immediately sent me into a blur of actions to get him outside before it was too late. As you can see I was not successful and he obviously does not have any feelings of guilt, he is back up on my couch. However, he is still my buddy.
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This is my french bulldog Lucas who decided he didn’t want to share toys with his mini schnauzer brother ( which they were his toys to begin with!) so we’ve come to conclusion he would rather swallow them whole then to share
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