I hate Vet journeys!
Wellington hates going to the Vet so he insists on taking his teddy with him, much to the amusement of all the staff!
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I advised them to not get a canine
Dog- My name is Sydney. I just got adopted (and fixed$). To repay my new mommy and daddy I ate the walls. Good thing they love me.
Cat- I told them not to get a dog. -Max
Expensive Taste
I ate my dad’s $100 bill and my mama’s shoes. I have expensive taste.
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She didn’t see it, oh but she’ll smell it.
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I dumped out the flour from breading porkchops into the trash. Zoey decided to dig in the trash and got flour and slobber all over her face. Creating a horrible paste.
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A technicality
“I’m supposed to sit on the towel when I get on the couch. And I am.” Dignan knows the rule but he always pulls the towel off before he sits down. Technically he IS on the towel, though!
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