I remorse nothing!
I got into the emergency kit and ate three days worth of food THEN barfed it all up at 11:00 PM. (I regret nothing!)
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Let me Borrow Them Shoes!
I only received the shoe the day before, but Zarya didn’t think they were worthy of my feet. So now she must wear them!
Read More Let me Borrow Them Shoes!Sweet smelling Meg
My name is Meg and I rolled in poo 3 times! This would have been kind if ok but it was human!!!
Read More Sweet smelling MegGood Vibrations
I ate a vibrator.
Read More Good VibrationsHe did it, No-he did it…Honest!
Chase the Destroyer & his side-kick Sammy defeated their outdoor dog mat! The mat didn’t stand a chance!
Read More He did it, No-he did it…Honest!Winston Needs to Develop his Palate
I eat poop!
Read More Winston Needs to Develop his PalateBreak-quicker than you!
George was pretty quick to steal my breakfast sausage when I quickly checked my email…He was not ashamed at all…He even tried to go back for some more!
Read More Break-quicker than you!