Running a toy theft ring
Caught stealing dog toys when the snow melted
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Slug Eater
I ate a slug, vomitted up my dinner on my bed, and then re-ate the dinner before mum could clean it. Not sorry
Editor’s Note: Depending on your geographical location, slugs and snails may be poisonous to your pups. Please consult your vet if you think your dog may have ingested a slimy critter.
Read More Slug EaterJust Like Taking Chicken From a Baby
I was being walked on a nice Seattle day, and I saw a couple young kids with bags from Popeye’s Chicken. I decided I should get my leash tangled around the smallest one, and when my owner was busy trying to untangle us, I made a mad dash for the chicken.
There is no reward without risk, and the spicy chicken bites were well worth the risk.
Read More Just Like Taking Chicken From a BabyDeath of a Salesman
I am a Freak! I humped 2 window salesmen in 1 week.
Read More Death of a SalesmanNo Sense of Balance
I fall off the couch onto my hippo squeaky toy and scare myself!!
I’m not ashamed, but i could use some help with my balance”
-Mila
I also fall off of beds and other things,… I’m way too big for being a few months old
Read More No Sense of BalanceShe TP’d the home…
We left the house to go to dinner. We were only gone for 40 minutes or so, and we came home to this… My boyfriend and I had a good laugh when we walked in the door. Rhea didn’t get in trouble at all, but she still looked so sad
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Ruthie stares at you trying to get into your lap by acting pathetic and trying to use her missing front leg to get more attention than her brother!! No shame at all!!
Read More What’cha excited about? Oh nothing, simply pug stuff…