I got on top of the kitchen table, chewed the childproofed cap off of a bottle of ibuprofen and ate 13 pills. I had to stay overnight at an emergency clinic, hooked up to an IV. It cost my mom $500…
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My name is Wally. I like to steal poop from the litter box and eat it. My humans call me a “Turd Burglar”.
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Cosmo is a German Shepherd/Basset Hound mix. He nabbed a 10 lb. bag of red potatoes from the storage room at home and dragged it out the doggie door-flap. The potatoes had rolled over the yard like Easter eggs. He was unremorseful.
Read More I Stole A Sack of Potatoes
Atlas, the 2 year old Dane, always wants to help in the kitchen. He decided we didn’t need all the flour. Also, wet flour is not fun to get out of the carpet.
Read More The Great Danish Bake-Off
Our little guy is a chewer. While we thought we had Rigby-proofed the house, it seems that we had neglected to put up the reusable grocery bags.
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Yup, he decapitated Barbie all right.
Read More Won’t Somebody Please Think of the Children!
My name is Ollie and I ate the last piece of my mom and dad’s favorite pizza and didn’t even ask. It was the only thing mom really wanted for dinner. I even licked the crumbs off the floor hoping they wouldn’t notice. I am so ashamed.
Read More Anyone Want the Last Slice? No?
