Albert is a five year old dwarf German Shepard mix. He was abused and thrown out but he’s the most loving creature there is. However, when mommy leaves his view, he panics.
Ada is so wrong, she’s just right. Ignorance is bliss.
I learned how to unlock and open the kitchen door in sub zero weather. My mom installed a deadbolt lock. She said if I open the door now I get to join the circus. Bacchus.
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Apparently our 8 month old doberman gets bored easily. I was in the shower for 10 minutes and came out to this…
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“They brought another one home… I am unimpressed.”
Our seven year old Corgi, Bella, had always defied her breed standard and is not a family type dog. She tolerates our three year old based on how much food she drops on the floor. You could almost see her disgust when we brought our newborn home! Poor Bella…
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Last night I raided the laundry hamper and ate 5 pairs of Laura’s underwear, 3 pairs of her shorts, and her favorite bathing suit… and I’d do it again. #mostexpensivedogever #allofjasonsclothesarefine
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My dog Mitch Hedberg constantly (accidentally?) pees on his own leg and then stops to lick it off. I’m not sure what’s worse, that he licks it off, or if he didn’t at all. Should I be glad he cleans up after himself?
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Kobe: Today while mom and dad were at work I stole 4 pieces of raw chicken from the sink and ate them all and the bags they were in.
Romo: And I destroyed uncle’s slipper… and probably stole some chicken too.
