I started throwing up non stop and mom took me to the vet. Long story short…….emergency surgery and the vet discovered my secret. Yes, I ate 7 athletic socks, an electric cord and a candy wrapper. Apparently this wasn’t a great Christmas gift for my humans but I’m feeling way better not considering this cone, of course.
Read More Socks Are Friends, Not Food
She gave up being contrite on her 13th birthday…
Read More Counter Mounter
My mom won’t let me kiss her because I love to eat bunny poop!
Read More Bunny Love
Frank, 15 months old, has made his Mom a general contractor with all the things he has destroyed in the house. This was his latest achievement.
Read More Frank, The General Contractor
Ollie loves treats, a bit too much. When no one was around he got into the Galactic Snaps and ate the whole bag at once. Unfortunately his tiny tummy couldn’t hold it all in and it came right back up. He then attempted to dispose of the evidence, but was caught in the act.
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Read More Loosin’ your Loot
I went into my aunt’s sacred space and humped her meditation pillow. I have no regrets. Namaste.
Read More Namastay Away From my House
I ate half a tub of petroleum jelly and now mom and dad have to clean up Vaseline farts.
Read More I Don’t Think You’re Ready for This Petroleum Jelly
