Just Peachy
“I eat rotten peaches that fall in my yard, then throw up the pits in the living room! Yum!” – Mayer
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Poopsmart
The Petsmart cashier graciously pointed out that my 6 pound Yorkie Bella “took a doogie” in the cart when I was at the checkout register. Lets just say it was not small. Needless to say I was embarrassed and this picture shows how Bella really feels about it.
Read More PoopsmartBrachycephalic Dogs a.okay.a. I’ll-Chew-Your-Wall Dog
“I chew on walls…”
Read More Brachycephalic Dogs a.okay.a. I’ll-Chew-Your-Wall DogIt’s like taking cheese sticks from a child…
After spending the day outside in the mountains, Nike, our 2 yr old Vizsla, must have worked up an appetite. After being left alone for less than two minutes, she managed to eat 4 whole slices of pizza and an entire box of 12″ cheese sticks from Papa Johns. My 20 month old son Wyatt found the empty box and brought it to me asking for “stick pwease! Stick pwease!” When I told him they were all gone, his tantrum ensued. Thus, the inspiration for this picture.
Read More It’s like taking cheese sticks from a child…Using the Force
I pooped out half of a storm trooper… We have no idea where the other half is…
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I gravitate towards filth. I will find the biggest, muddiest, smelliest puddle in the field to wade through. I have had four baths this week. I am not sorry.
– Daniel
The New Floors Needed Sealant
I peed on the brand new kitchen floors!
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