This is Toph. She has been known to use the Amazon app on my phone to buy things, but this is by far her most expensive purchase and she even opted for express shipping so it would get here just in time for Christmas!
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“I like to poop in the floor, then when my pregnant mommy goes to clean it up and wash her hands, I steal her hot pocket & take the plate to my bedroom.”
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Moose the French Bulldog likes to de-snout and decapitate pig toys. Pigicide, I tell you! He’s teaching his little brother the ways of pigicide, too!
Read More Christmas Menu: Beheaded Plastic PigI love my mom but I love her EOS lip gloss (6) more.
Buzz is a master at getting in my mom’s purse and finding her EOS lip balms. He leaves everything else in the purse undisturbed and can always seem to tell when she has purchased a new one.
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When you realize your puppy has been quiet for a little too long…
He ate the last roll of toilet paper we had!
“I pooped outside. Stepped in it. Then tracked it all over the house my first day home-Leo”
Thanks for adopting me mom! To be fair I did try to lick it all up before you noticed.
I am not house broken but I love toilet paper!
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