Kitchen Crisis
I was reaching for the pan of leftovers on the gas stove and got my paw stuck in the grate. I panicked and flung it around the Kitchen= 3 dents in fridge, 1 in granite counter, 1 in wood floor.
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Boston TP-er
I shred toilet paper. It’s fun. Not sorry!
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I was caught red handed (and brown coned) truffling for poopsicle treats in the snow
Read More Oh, HoytNobody higher lay a finger on my butterfinger’s mattress.
Blossom has her own bed, but decided to shove her big sister, Butterfinger, out of her bed!
Read More Nobody higher lay a finger on my butterfinger’s mattress.what a retch!
It was diarrhea. I decided that it might smell nice on me so I rubbed some on my ear, then my neck and I tried to get it on the right side of my body but my daddy pulled me away. After appreciating my new smell, daddy threw up. I tried to roll around …
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Our girl Ginny (Dachshund/Terrier mix) has a taste for Mom’s panties.
Read More Under-the place did you discover these?It’s been…a day
After a LONG day of trying to get Lucy’s nails cut…
Dad locked Mom and I out this morning when he went to work… I had to ride in a strange vehicle with some lady I did not know… Mom took me to some strange man who had other dogs… I hate dogs… He put a muzzle on me and cut my nails… I hate when people touch my paws… So I pooped on him… Opps… Not sorry.
Read More It’s been…a day