Our 10-month-old puppy Scout was left enclosed in the kitchen while we went out for a quick lunch. She escaped to our son’s room and selected to chew on, among many items on which to chew, a book entitled “I Could Chew on This, and Other Poems by Dogs” by Francesco Marciuliano.
Read More I might & I did!
My name is Jameson. I like to wind up and sucker punch my parents when they are fast asleep. And my paws are HUGE!
Read More Midnight Assassin
Arthur has been good lately and lulled us into believing he could be left out of his crate. He crawled through the cat flap and dragged a 30 lb bag of dog food through and ate most of it. That night when he got sick he ignored the hardwood floors and vomited the contents onto the white shag rug in my bedroom. It’s the only carpet upstairs. Arthur is a very smart, loving, good dog. He’s also kind of a jerk.
Read More King Arthur, and the barfing night time of the spherical rug
I ate a bag of beignets from Disneyland!
…and they were delicious. I still have the powdered sugar on my head!
We don’t know how she gets them, but we are going on #6 of Chapstick. She hides them in her bed when she’s finished eating them.
Read More But my lips harm actual dangerous!
I sneaked into my mom’s coworker’s office, climbed on their desk and ate their lunch
Read More Bring your canine to work, they are saying. It’ll be enjoyable, they are saying.
Embers, our mini dachshund, has been banned from playing in the backyard due to sniffing out and eating every last morsel of rabbit poop! She is not allowed outside unsupervised anymore. At least we have discovered the source of her terrible poo-breath.
Read More It’s Rabbit [poop] Hunting Season!
