But i’m alleged to be the child!
I steal pacifiers.
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Coyote Ugly
Won’t stop chewing? Get the cone of shame.
Read More Coyote UglyWorst Fur-Niece Ever
My 6 year old golden retriever Gretl is a wonderfully sweet and well-trained dog…except when she visits my sister. Gretl hates her rug and is so good at sneaking off to poop on it, we won’t realize what’s happened until hours later.
(I’m hoping if my sister sees Gretl being dogshamed that she will forgive me for Gretl’s “presents”. Fingers crossed!! )
Read More Worst Fur-Niece EverSilence isn’t goldendoodle
Lily pooped in the living room while Mom and Dad were at work.
Read More Silence isn’t goldendoodleContortionist Beagle
Our dog Zachary Riggins (Zack) chewed his cute little Ontario Drivers Licence replica dog tag right off his own collar.
Read More Contortionist BeagleSummer is OVER
Piper decided that summer was officially over for everyone in the family!
Read More Summer is OVERBarf-ception
I barfed on this bed! Then used this pillow to hide the barf. Now mom has to do extra laundry because it soaked through the sheets.
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