simply following instructions
What? I’m just following what the pillowcase says!
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Too cool for chews…
“Mom buys me great toys like these… but I still INSIST on chewing up Dad’s socks!” ~Jody~
Jody is a 9 month old pup who will seek out stinky socks and chew them to shreds, despite Mom’s desperate attempts to get her to chew normal toys. Maybe Jody is trying to train Dad to put his socks in the wash basket instead of on the floor!
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On a trip to the dog park our hunting dog ran off sniffing and we thought she had picked up a stick but as we realized that unless it was a furry bloated stick it was definitely a rat. As we got closer to her she realized we would take it away from he…
Read More Not every little thing must be swallowedCookie flavored sofa
My mommy is a nurse and works long hours overnight. Most of the time I am a good boy and let her get sleep after her shifts…but, sometimes I get bored, and the couch was looking mighty tasty. I indulged, it was delicious!!!
Read More Cookie flavored sofaShirts are canine toys, proper?
Dad’s shirt sure looked like one of my chew toys and was much easier to tear apart! I was very excited at how easy the toy / shirt came apart I just kept pulling and pulling until Dad caught me, now I am in time out.
Read More Shirts are canine toys, proper?Pillsbury Dough-Dog
I ate flour then drank water. Not only were my whiskers stuck together, I also left dough paw prints on the carpet.
Read More Pillsbury Dough-DogBeware the poops of March
Brutus doesn’t wipe properly… Wait… I don’t wipe at all!
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