The Exhibitionist
Lola can be found in this position more often than not.
P.S. The text reads: “I am an extrovert (or some kind of vert).”
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Tax Collector
“I tried to eat my dad’s W-2. No big deal, right?” -Cosmo
(Mom’s just glad we submitted everything yesterday…)
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Symbiotic relationship
Dobby gets sick occasionally (sensitive stomach) and as soon as Duncan hears him retching, he is there in a flash too clean up the mess.
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After her Daddy smoked three beautiful salmons for a party, Nellie decided to try not just one, but a bite of each while they were cooling.
Read More Sampler PlatterN methods to show blondes do have extra enjoyable
1. Even when they’re grumpy, they still look adorable.
There are 8 more reasons below!
2. They can get away with the worse offences, because they are so darn shiny and cute.
3. They really know how to party!
4. They love pillow fights!
5. If they want the last cookie, they get the last cookie.
6. Blondes are totally team Edward.
7. They look great in a swimsuit.
8. They don’t do things like other people.
9. Blondes can be conceited (with good reason, look at that face!).
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My bellyache is punishment sufficient!
I left Persephone alone for a whole hour. Her sign says “I ate an almost full bag of liver-flavored treats. I regret everything.” Poor girl had a bellyache the rest of the night.
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