Won’t Somebody Please Think of the Children!
Yup, he decapitated Barbie all right.
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Buttercup and the Empty Toy Basket
Buttercup loves to take each and every toy out of her toy basket and spread them across the lawn, but then seems confused by the empty basket… What a fun game!
Read More Buttercup and the Empty Toy BasketCor-geeking out
I had a chance to bring home a unique prototype of the new pet gadget. I put it on the piano, but Audrey’s love for hardware is so big that she managed to pull it down and, well, hack it.
Read More Cor-geeking outYou Shall Not Covet Your Neighbour’s Toys
I keep stealing the neighbour’s toys. Daisy is 3 years old and she has been stealing the neighbour’s little kids toys for months now.
Read More You Shall Not Covet Your Neighbour’s ToysChristmas Menu: Beheaded Plastic Pig
Moose the French Bulldog likes to de-snout and decapitate pig toys. Pigicide, I tell you! He’s teaching his little brother the ways of pigicide, too!
Read More Christmas Menu: Beheaded Plastic PigI’m a Softie for Soft toys
Whenever I get a soft toy I destroy it within a minute
Read More I’m a Softie for Soft toysHands up, child palms up!
I eat the legs off my toy then throw them up on the carpet.
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